Thanks, Evil, for giving the Darwinists fair warning. It seems some little wannabe scientist couldn’t take it anymore and decided to jump ship. Too bad, so sad. And to think he once called me “purile” - get a dictunary, man. Okay, since I’m spending a lot of time blogging at my home blog Uncommon Descent, I don’t have a lot of time to spend watching you kids. Looking at the web traffic there is here, which is about half of ours, I don’t think I’ll need to tighten the noose very often.

So let’s get a few things straight. I’m going to lay down the new blog rules.

  • Evolution is a religion, one that throws people out if they don’t get with the program. Anyone treating evolution as science will be disemvoweled.
  • Intelligent Design is beyond reproach as a scientific program. The evidence that supports it is overwhelming, so get a clue.
  • If you ask for the evidence, you will be banned.
  • Life arose through intelligent design and “developed” through a series of pre-programmed stages, there is no such thing as evolving. If you want evidence of this, see above.
  • Yes, antibiotic resistance and all that crap was pre-planned. If you die from bugs it was meant to be, and also your fault.
  • Any discussion of who or what the Designer is or was is a matter of religion. You will get banned instantly if you bring up this topic.
  • I will talk about religion any time I feel like, and if anyone else argues with me, your comments will be disemvoweled and I’ll put pictures of big obnoxious thumbs in their stead.
  • If you disparage me, Bill Dembski, Evil, or anything/anyone else I feel like naming elsewhere on the internet, I will find out, ban you, and make a big stink about it. Duplicitous commenters are not welcome. Deal with it.

Anything else you Darwinists want to say? Bring it on, I have my trusty explosion graphic ready in case anyone thinks they know more than me about science.

Oh, and don’t correct my spelling. Consider yourself warned.

This is the sound of science exploding.